Ophelia's Cinema

(switches into the third person)
Ophelia has discovered that her dvd collection has reached disastrous proportions. Therefore, she's going to list them to shame herself into vowing never to buy another... until Kingdom of Heaven comes out next month.

1. Judas Kiss (watching it at the moment).
2. Kinsey
3. House of Flying Daggers
4. Master and Commander
5. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
6. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
7. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
8. Spartacus
9. Ben Hur
10. Gladiator
11. Cleopatra
12. Rasputin
13. Sebastiane
14. Quills
15. 10 Things I Hate About You
16. She's All That
17. Absolute Power (the BBC tv series, not the film)
18. Manchild (ditto, although I'm not sure there is a film of the same name...)
19. Pride and Prejudice (tritto)
20. Sense and Sensibility
21. Emma
22. Star Wars
23. The Empire Strikes Back
24. Return of the Jedi
25. Close My Eyes
26. Hero
27. Onegin
28. City of God
29. The Sound of Music
30. Shrek
31. Shrek 2
32. My Fair Lady
33. Amadeus
34. Blackadder (complete set)
35. Goodbye Mr Chips
36. Alexander
37. Dogma
38. Galaxy Quest
39. Austin Powers
40. AP: The Spy Who Shagged Me
41. AP: Goldmember
42. Vanity Fair
43. Being John Malkovich
44. Bridget Jones's Diary
45. The Edge of Reason
46. Chicago
47. Eddie Izzard: Sexie
48. A Knight's Tale
49. Buffy: Once More With Feeling
50. Moulin Rouge
51. Troy
52. Bright Young Things
53. Peter's Friends
54. The Sixth Sense
55. Cruel Intentions
56. Life of Brian
57. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
58. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
59. The Phantom of the Opera
60. Michael Collins
61. Intolerable Cruelty
62. A Midsummer Night's Dream
63. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
64. LOTR: Two Towers
65. LOTR: Return of the King
66. Love Actually
67. The Hours
68. Merchant of Venice
69. Alfie
70. The Thorn Birds

... Oh my God. I actually didn't think I had quite that many. Prize for anyone who can work out the connection between the films in purple. Not that it's difficult. I can't find Love Actually: I'm thinking the flatmates have fed it to the goldfish. They've both gone to Windsor today, so relishing the rarity of being on my own.