Very warped day

Had probably the most peculiar lesson ever recorded this morning. Having read the part of the Cyclops in the voice of Goldmember from Austin Powers ("my fazhher, Poseidon"), Chief Toerag launched into the Oompaloompa song, accompanied by full backing chorus. Surprisingly, this was in tune and very authentic. He then demonstrated his own version of "wake me up when September ends", altered to be "wake me up when the lesson ends".

Came into afternoon registration to discover my form have invented their own imaginary friend. Tom seems to write on the board and answer the register. They've finally gone mad, even by my tolerant standards. Still, makes a change from them planning how to conquer the world, beginning with Luxembourg and Figi.

Apparently teachers laugh nine times every hour. Think I managed a hell of a lot more than that today.